⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠿⠿⡛⠋⠉⠉⠄⠄⢀⠄⠄⠉⠉⠉⠙⠛⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⢖⢫⣤⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛⠿⠋⠉ ⠄.⠄⠄⢞⣵⣿⣿⢫⣾⢪⣶⣄⢄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣵⡀⠄⠄⢑⠄⢠⡀⠁⢄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⢋⣿⢃⣻⡟⣾⣿⣿⣦⣇⣀⣇⣇⣰⣶⣷⣞⣿⣾⣶⣤⣥⠄⣠ ⠄⠄⣰⡿⣻⡟⠁⣸⠃⡜⡿⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢹⠇⣿⣿⣿⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⠋ ⠄⢰⡽⣱⢏⡠⢱⣿⠇⣇⣇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠸⠄⢿⡻⣿⡇⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⡇⡾⢡⢏⢚⣬⢸⣶⡄⣶⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣟⡛⡀⡰⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠙⠛⢘⠙⠄ ⡇⢳⣦⢫⡾⠿⠚⠣⣿⣸⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡟⢀⣼⣿⣿⡄⠄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⡟⡾⠃⠋⢠⠐⠄⠄⠈⢣⡚⣿⣿⣿⡟⢟⠜⠊⠉⠉⠉⠓⠄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠂⠄ ⡇⠁⠄⡀⣟⠄⠄⢈⠓⢸⣷⣽⣿⡟⣴⣿⠂⠄⠄⠄⣀⠄⠄⢐⢀⠄⠄⠄⠐⠄⠄ ⠃⠄⠄⣧⡿⡤⢤⣈⡄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⠄⣀⠄⠤⠉⠁⡇⣀⡈⠠⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⢀⡄⠄⣿⣿⣾⣦⣭⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⡻⣷⠾⢋⠼⣷⣿⠁⡀⠄⠄⠄⡀⠄ ⠁⠇⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣷⣿⣿⠇⠄⠄⠄⢸⡀⠃⣰ ⠁⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣫⢢⡇⠄⣀⣯⡆⠄⢿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⣯⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣟⡯⣡⡞⣠⣵⣿⣿⡇⠘⠺
"the ass is possessed" - sheep108 2018
Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・
I'VE BEEN DRUNK ALL MY LIFE WHY'D YOU THINK I MAP 8 FREAKIN' STARS LIKE 9 STARS LAST RESORT YOU FREAKIN MORON I'M NOT FREAKIN DRUNK I AM SOBER THIS IS HOW I MAP I MAP LIKE THIS EVERY SINGLE FREAKIN TIME BUT YOU GUYS DONT HEAR ME ONE TWO ONE TWO
"if you know me you know me" - gazelle 2016 http://i.imgur.com/STeQ9yX.png
GK61 Hotswap with Kailh box white
"caramel is a horrible lube" - Louie 2016
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⡿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠙⠻⣅⠀⠈⢧⠀⠈⠛⠉⠉⢻⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⡶⠟⠀⠀⣈⠓⢤⣶⡶⠿⠛⠻⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢣⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣀⣴⠶⠿⠿⢷⡄⠀⠀⢀⣤⣾⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣡⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣦⣤⣤⡀⠀⢷⡀⠀⠀⣻⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡈⠛⠶⠛⠃⠈⠈⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠟⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⠏⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣶⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣡⣄⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿ ⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠚⠛⠛⢛⣲⣶⣿⣷⣉⠉⢉⣥⡄⠀⠀⠀⠨⣿⣿ ⡇⢠⡆⠀⠀⢰⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣧⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿⡅⠀⠀⡄⠠⢸⣿ ⣧⠸⣇⠀⠀⠘⣤⡀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⡿⢁⠀⠀⢰⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣷⣽⣦⠀⠀⠙⢷⡀⠀⠀⠙⠻⠿⢿⣷⣾⣿⣶⠾⢟⣥⣾⣿⣧⠀⠂⢀⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣆⣠⣤⣤⣤⣀⣀⡀⠀⠒⢻⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⣀⣾⣿⣿
"shapes are bad" - cuntmuffin 2016
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On all levels except physical, I am a tomato. Ever since I was born, I knew my destiny. Ever since I learned to walk, I would go on journeys to the garden where I would sit among my brothers and sisters. For hours, I would immerse myself in the world of the tomato, listening to and talking with my brethren. As soon as my parents would find me, they would take me inside and put me to sleep, but in my bed I knew I was never truly at home. I was only at home with the tomatoes.
As I grew, my connection with the tomatoes became more and more definite. Even though I found myself to delight in the taste of tomatoes, I would never ever eat them, for to me that would be an act of utmost sacrilege. I would spend more and more time working in the garden under the pretense of caring about the other plants, when in reality all I wanted to do was be with my true family -- the only ones that understood my pain.
When I at last became a man, I left my biological family behind. I stole into the night, plucking my familial tomato plants from the garden, and moving far away. I set off to the remote land of Canada, where I knew I could rebuild a new life with my family, a life where I could disappear. I replanted my family on the outskirts of a quiet town west of Toronto, and began my life anew as a local hermit, harbinger of tomatoes.
Now, being a man at least in physical form, I found myself to have... urges. Of course, these were only natural. I decided to myself I needed a bride. I deliberated on who would best fit me, then selected only the finest, plumpest tomatoes as potential candidates. After many hours of discussion with the tomato plants, (they aren't very talkative) a bride was chosen. I took the fruit to my chamber, and made sweet love to it for 3 days straight.
It was only then that I realized my horrible mistake. I emerged from my chambers, covered in tomato-gore. Turns out, when you fuck a tomato they don't handle it so well.My tomato-family was horrified. I didn't know what to do. I was filled with regret. There was only one way I could make up for my grievous error.
And so, I took my own life, falling into the garden dead. I would become the fertilizer. I would become the earth. I would become the plant. On all levels including physical, I am a tomato. http://i.imgur.com/S88M3nd.jpg
Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.
⠄⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠄ ⠄⣤⣾⣿⠟⠋⠉⠉⠄⠈⠉⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⡇⠄ ⢰⣿⣿⣿⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡄⠄⠈⠙⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠄⣀⣀⣤⣄⣀⠉⢣⠄ ⠄⣿⣿⣿⡋⠉⠄⢀⣀⣀⣄⡀⢀⣀⣠⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠈⠛⠛⠻⠿⢿⣆⣾⠄ ⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣉⣛⣛⣩⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠶⢶⣦⣦⠄⣀⣽⣿⠄ ⠄⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠄ ⠄⠄⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣝⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⢀ ⡇⠄⠄⠛⢿⣿⡿⠟⣽⣿⣿⣧⡀⠄⠄⠉⠉⠙⠋⢉⣿⣧⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣠⣿ ⣷⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⠄⠾⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣀⣀⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣇⠈⢿⣿⡟⢁⣿⣿ ⣿⡄⠄⠄⠠⢿⣆⠄⠄⠘⠉⠉⠉⠁⠈⠙⠩⠿⠍⠙⠻⠄⠉⣰⣿⡿⠁⣾⣿⣿ ⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣮⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣋⣤⣤⣤⣴⣿⣟⣁⢸⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠉⣽⣿⣿⣿⣟⠍⢍⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⣀⣀⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⡿⢟⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿