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jesseysnipenl

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Twitter: @jesseysnipenl osu!: jessey !Discord in chat


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!AYAYAskin

https://osu.ppy.sh/community/forums/topics/842531

!Balint

https://m.imgur.com/fWUXmLg

!MAD

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

!Seato

Shito haHAA

!anime

http://i.imgur.com/qVkN7mq.png

!animeface

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!animelist

https://myanimelist.net/animelist/jessey1997

!ar

http://imgur.com/QpKbAkz

!ar11

Im not VAXXEEII

!area

https://jessey.moe/u/t2dnh.png

!ass

"the ass is possessed" - sheep108 2018

!bad

https://twitter.com/DJADAMQS/status/1056932440663646209

!comments

http://i.imgur.com/XffphvN.jpg

!dailystream

http://www.howlongagogo.com/date/2017/january/16

!dicks

Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・

!donate

https://u.muxy.io/donate/jesseysnipenl

!donationgoal

dropped my 2 month old laptop and repairs costs 230 euro or 260 USD~ I'll do a proper chitose cosplay if we hit the goal ;)

!drivers

https://reddit.com/r/osugame/comments/83hbiq/testing_different_tablet_drivers_with_a_3d_printer/

!drunk

I'VE BEEN DRUNK ALL MY LIFE WHY'D YOU THINK I MAP 8 FREAKIN' STARS LIKE 9 STARS LAST RESORT YOU FREAKIN MORON I'M NOT FREAKIN DRUNK I AM SOBER THIS IS HOW I MAP I MAP LIKE THIS EVERY SINGLE FREAKIN TIME BUT YOU GUYS DONT HEAR ME ONE TWO ONE TWO

!english

Please try to keep the chat in English so everyone can understand. Thanks.

!eroge

http://i.imgur.com/kL50F6R.jpg

!eromangasensei

https://www.reddit.com/r/OsuSkins/comments/67s9fj/sagiri_standard_hdsd/

!fite

Allows viewers to challenge others to 1v1.

!friendlist

http://i.imgur.com/g1jSvM6.png

!fucks

https://i.imgur.com/KDqDfTe.gif

!gazelle

"if you know me you know me" - gazelle 2016 http://i.imgur.com/STeQ9yX.png

!gender

I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

!girlfriend

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1l6HgaSAJ2czQlEgWBuum2ICt0K-afmnfs8QaH9pakfI/

!hang

http://i.imgur.com/dCaqsht.jpg

!himelyrics

hiime hime!! hime! suki suki daisuki hime!! hime!! kira kira rin ☆ kimi to minna ireba watashi tte zettai muteki hiime hime!! hime!! suki suki daisuki hime!! hime!! kira kira rin ☆ ookiku naare mahou kakete mo hime wa hime na no hime na no da hime!! RABU★hime FAITO ♪

!himenamirin

https://puu.sh/uUnlY/d347d5ac73.mp4

!hitormiss

http://jessey.moe/Zknr3zV5.jpg

!howtogetbetter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6RJVE0HOv4

!keyboard

GK61 Hotswap with Kailh box white

!keycaps

https://mechanicalkeyboards.com/shop/index.php?l=product_detail&p=1168

!kys

http://i.imgur.com/JGxxoK6.jpg

!lazy

good night guys o/

!level

http://mikuia.tv/levels/jesseysnipenl

!loli

hvick

!lube

"caramel is a horrible lube" - Louie 2016

!lvl

Shows user's level.

!mania

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1FvIBHc0ZQ

!maniaskin

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_Lad7sEBba2SWk4d2hZVG9TX1k/view?usp=drivesdk

!marth

hey Marth ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

!memes

haHAA

!mercy

Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking.I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring.I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?!Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

!mic

http://www.strawpoll.me/12290392

!misa

http://i.imgur.com/rC8nne8.gifv

!mixer

https://mixer.com/jessey

!mousedrift

https://twitter.com/FunOrange42/status/1012527912262815745

!mp

https://osu.ppy.sh/mp/31392726

!multi

https://multistre.am/jesseysnipenl/xformi/layout4/

!multistream

http://www.multitwitch.tv/bliitz_/jesseysnipenl

!opinion

http://i.imgur.com/Lg9ynJh.gifv

!overlay

http://fategrandorder.wikia.com/wiki/Astolfo

!pass

PM jessey in game to get invited :D

!pishifat

If you want to learn the basics of mapping go ahead and check out pishifat's mapping tutorials! https://goo.gl/84JSuU

!pope

https://www.google.nl/amp/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKBN16W0HR

!potoofu

https://clips.twitch.tv/StylishFreezingSalmonWTRuck

!profile

https://osu.ppy.sh/u/4580450

!psu

HELP PSU DYING PC hard resets and don't wanna fry my components https://u.muxy.io/donate/jesseysnipenl

!randomasslyrics

mou ikkai kotchi muite iitai koto ga motto aru kara mou ikkai kotchi muite honki ga yureru ai no future dakara kotchi muite maware chikyuu koi o nosete dakara kotchi muite guuzen ja nai FantaFuture!

!requests

To request an osu map, just post a link in chat and the message will be automatically sent to Jessey.

!roe

YWWUEZ4DNCI

!setup

https://imgur.com/a/S2TJf

!shapes

"shapes are bad" - cuntmuffin 2016

!skin

https://jessey.moe/u/evivu.osk

!social

Join us on discord: http://discord.jessey.moe Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/jesseysnipenl Askfm: https://ask.fm/Jesseysnipenl Snapchat: https://www.snapchat.com/add/jesseysnipenl

!stats

Shows osu! stats, duh.

!steamgroup

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/InnocentLolis# server: https://s.team/chat/gbGXATBY

!sub

https://www.twitch.tv/products/jesseysnipenl/ticket/new

!switches

This is a switch mix keyboard: https://i.imgur.com/ciqyYi4.jpg

!tablet

CTL 480/s

!test

https://puu.sh/qSJXT/62dc44440d.gif

!tomato

On all levels except physical, I am a tomato. Ever since I was born, I knew my destiny. Ever since I learned to walk, I would go on journeys to the garden where I would sit among my brothers and sisters. For hours, I would immerse myself in the world of the tomato, listening to and talking with my brethren. As soon as my parents would find me, they would take me inside and put me to sleep, but in my bed I knew I was never truly at home. I was only at home with the tomatoes.

!tomato2

As I grew, my connection with the tomatoes became more and more definite. Even though I found myself to delight in the taste of tomatoes, I would never ever eat them, for to me that would be an act of utmost sacrilege. I would spend more and more time working in the garden under the pretense of caring about the other plants, when in reality all I wanted to do was be with my true family -- the only ones that understood my pain.

!tomato3

When I at last became a man, I left my biological family behind. I stole into the night, plucking my familial tomato plants from the garden, and moving far away. I set off to the remote land of Canada, where I knew I could rebuild a new life with my family, a life where I could disappear. I replanted my family on the outskirts of a quiet town west of Toronto, and began my life anew as a local hermit, harbinger of tomatoes.

!tomato4

Now, being a man at least in physical form, I found myself to have... urges. Of course, these were only natural. I decided to myself I needed a bride. I deliberated on who would best fit me, then selected only the finest, plumpest tomatoes as potential candidates. After many hours of discussion with the tomato plants, (they aren't very talkative) a bride was chosen. I took the fruit to my chamber, and made sweet love to it for 3 days straight.

!tomato5

It was only then that I realized my horrible mistake. I emerged from my chambers, covered in tomato-gore. Turns out, when you fuck a tomato they don't handle it so well.My tomato-family was horrified. I didn't know what to do. I was filled with regret. There was only one way I could make up for my grievous error.

!tomato6

And so, I took my own life, falling into the garden dead. I would become the fertilizer. I would become the earth. I would become the plant. On all levels including physical, I am a tomato. http://i.imgur.com/S88M3nd.jpg

!tomatod

On all levels except physical, I am a tomato. Ever since I was born, I knew my destiny. Ever since I learned to walk, I would go on journeys to the garden where I would sit among my brothers and sisters. For hours, I would immerse myself in the world of the tomato, listening to and talking with my brethren. As soon as my parents would find me, they would take me inside and put me to sleep, but in my bed I knew I was never truly at home. I was only at home with the tomatoes. As I grew, my connection with the tomatoes became more and more definite. Even though I found myself to delight in the taste of tomatoes, I would never ever eat them, for to me that would be an act of utmost sacrilege. I would spend more and more time working in the garden under the pretense of caring about the other plants, when in reality all I wanted to do was be with my true family -- the only ones that understood my pain. When I at last became a man, I left my biological family behind. I stole into the night, plucking my familial tomato plants from the garden, and moving far away. I set off to the remote land of Canada, where I knew I could rebuild a new life with my family, a life where I could disappear. I replanted my family on the outskirts of a quiet town west of Toronto, and began my life anew as a local hermit, harbinger of tomatoes. Now, being a man at least in physical form, I found myself to have... urges. Of course, these were only natural. I decided to myself I needed a bride. I deliberated on who would best fit me, then selected only the finest, plumpest tomatoes as potential candidates. After many hours of discussion with the tomato plants, (they aren't very talkative) a bride was chosen. I took the fruit to my chamber, and made sweet love to it for 3 days straight. It was only then that I realized my horrible mistake. I emerged from my chambers, covered in tomato-gore. Turns out, when you fuck a tomato they don't handle it so well.

!tomatod2

My tomato-family was horrified. I didn't know what to do. I was filled with regret. There was only one way I could make up for my grievous error. And so, I took my own life, falling into the garden dead. I would become the fertilizer. I would become the earth. I would become the plant. On all levels including physical, I am a tomato. http://i.imgur.com/S88M3nd.jpg

!twitter

twitter: https://twitter.com/JesseySNiPENL

!unraid

https://lime-technology.com/what-is-unraid/

!uptime

Shows the current stream uptime.

!war

https://i.imgur.com/1OkrmG2.png

!weeb

Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.

!wishlist

http://www.amazon.de/registry/wishlist/PC4TY9LFUYQD/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_ws_x_9Ju5ybJQXEHBQ

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